just don't show your face to me anytime...
i don't know what bad luck i had.. and i dont know why it had to start so early in the morning..
i sort of mother my niece whenever my sister is on duty(which is 90% of the time) and i guess i haven't been good at it. it was my niece's final exam last friday and i found out only ten minutes before her school bus arrives that she didn't understand her math and she didn't even bother open her book the day before.. grrr.. i hate shabby students! i used to study for my exams diligently.(like an hour before the exam..hehe) for some reason i was already fuming as i hurried to teach her addition and subtraction of fractions. "similar, dissimilar, mixed fractions..denominator times whole number plus numerator over denom..""beep!beep!" time was up..
i felt like throwing the frozen hotdogs which i was thawing for her farewell party contribution. if she didn't know then she should've asked right? some kids just are..well, kids. then at 8AM she calls up to tell me to bring the spaghetti in time for their recess at 9. great! she said it would be for lunch.. so once again i was in haste cutting, frying and tasting, trying to catch the time.. finally finished packing the spaghetti at 9 o'clock, in my shorts and shirt, wearing my out of bed hairdo, i snatched the nearest comb, kept some money in my pocket, left the house and ran to find a cab(i don't drive anymore).
tapos, biglang may dumating na couple. cute sila pareho.i guess.. kasi ang laki nung shades nung girl kaya hindi ko na makita yung mukha nya. i overheard they were also getting a cab. pero as usual, kung kelan ka nagmamadali wala ka talagang makuhang cab. none was passing by at all! then i caught sight of one from a distance.. "lord sana vacant!!!"
aba! uunahan pa ba naman ako nung girl!! ordinarily, i might've let her do that kung hindi naman ako ngmamadali, i'm quite accustomed by now sa pagkabarbaric ng mga pinoy. but it was 9:10, so i actually ran ahead of them towards the cab (even before it pulled over!), opened the door, sat quickly and closed the d..."Asshole! Asshole!"
EXCUSE ME MISS!! WHAT DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY???? (time check: 9:10) half of my body was moving towards the door latch and wanting to step my feet back out the car... my mangled hairdo must've stood straight up as extremely high voltage ran through my nerves.. "maam hindi nyo po pala sila kasama." buti nagsalita yung driver, i came back to my senses. I was late and i need to be in my niece's school ten minutes ago. "manong sa fourth estate po" and we started moving.
BWISET! pero okay narin na late na ako. otherwise i might have been charged of slight physical injury. WELL JUST IN CASE THAT MORON MIGHT COME ACROSS THIS BLOG IN THE FUTURE THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY TO YOU: OKAY KA LANG? SHOULDN'T I BE THE ONE SAYING THAT?! MAMILI KA, YOU HAVE IMPAIRED VISION AND HINDI MO NAKITA I WAS ALREADY THERE WEN U CAME; YOU WERE BORN STUPID OR WALANG BREEDING KAYA HINDI MO ALAM YUNG FIRST COME FIRST SERVE; OR U ARE USUALLY JUST A B-I-T-C-H ?? ALIN SA TATLO? NALILIITAN KA BA SAKIN? OR YOU HAVE THE GUTS DAHIL ANJAN YUNG BOYFRIEND MONG KALBO? GUSTO MO ILIPAT KO LAHAT NG HAIR MO SA ULO NYA!!
NAKO!! I WISH YOU DON'T LIVE IN THE VICINITY.. BECAUSE IF YOU EVER SAY ONE WORD AT ME AGAIN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!! PUMAPATOL AKO SA BANSOT!!!! AND PLEASE... BANTAYAN MO YANG BOYFRIEND MO. WHILE YOU WERE TRYING TO FIND A CAB HE WAS NICELY CHECKING ME OUT. HINDI KO SYA TYPE!!!
yun lang!=)

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